jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via wolfbanefoxglove)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via wolfbanefoxglove)

moffiarty:

we need to talk about this extra

image

(via spockoandjimjim)

littlefishyponyo:

curvyrainbowboi:

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you



that last gif is “When you find smutty fan art of your ship”

littlefishyponyo:

curvyrainbowboi:

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

image

Unknown ship:

image

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

image

Ship remains non-canon?

image

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

image

You ALMOST Ship something:

image

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

image

Someone insults your ship:

image

Ship becomes canon:

image

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

image

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

image

that last gif is “When you find smutty fan art of your ship”

(Source: themagicofvenice, via dying-thorin-noises)

chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

(Source: shirokuma-maid-cafe, via dying-thorin-noises)

  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

castiel-knight-of-hell:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
 image

One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

yeah, the church wouldn’t approve of learning religion from Supernatural

(via dying-thorin-noises)

raideo:

thememorythatcarrieson:

fuckyesdeadpool:

image

Deadpool

LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL

WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG

(via dying-thorin-noises)

so here’s the deal.

pwnbypineapple:

ironnman:

amstibovvered:

joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed. 

PUT THAT SHAWARMA BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THAT LINE OMG

(Source: mustangscullaaay, via dying-thorin-noises)

dsabs14:

You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it

(via setphaserstostucky)

sharoncarter:

snazziest:

whats the raddest aircraft

the hellacopter

I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE

(via dying-thorin-noises)

  • Me: *follows really amazing blog
  • Really amazing blog: *follows me back*
  • Me: oh nooooo
  • Me: OH NOOOO
  • Me: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? I HAVE TO KEEP THEM ENTERTAINED
  • Me: *blush* ohhhh gods,
  • Me: oh goooods noooo
  • Really amazing blog: *reblogs my post*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW, MOM?

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

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